I want chocolate. I went to the store today but I didn’t buy chocolate.
What do we learn from this?
ALWAYS BUY CHOCOLATE WHEN AT THE STORE.
If you don’t like Ianto Jones, we can’t be friends.
So I had my entrance exam today (the first one, the second one is on friday) and I was sitting outside before the exam, smoking and trying to calm down (because I was nervous as hell) and there was this cat that probably lives in one of the houses near the university and it was just hanging out, looking around and checking things out when a huge-ass bird flew right at it screaming “AIR STRIKE!” and the cat ran under a parked car and stayed there for like five minutes after the bird had flown away.
…okay, I had my headphones on so I don’t know if the bird actually made any noise at all, but I swear that’s what it was thinking.
I don’t particularly like birds.
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
when you tell people not to hug you and they say you have to get over it cuz they’re “a hugger”
I hate those kind of people